hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
