This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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