I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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