is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I deserve this hangover.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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