I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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