i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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