Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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