get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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