I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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