just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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