ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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