No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Floor bacon is actually really good
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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