David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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