She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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