would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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