sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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