It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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