I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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