This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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