I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
one might say we're banned from that church
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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