we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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