your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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