belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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