We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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