i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
