Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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