just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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