How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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