just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i out mim tonsoeep
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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