I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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