At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I will be naked everywhere
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
