the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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