I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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