This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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