god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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