I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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