So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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