So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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