you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
All I want is dick and wine.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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