Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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