So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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