What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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