Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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