She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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