Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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