I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Randomize
