Dual....:-)
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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