we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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