I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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