Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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