at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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